SYDNEY SWEENEY OFFICIALLY OPENS ONLYFANS — GETS RICHER THAN ELON MUSK IN JUST A FEW NIGHTS, ANNOUNCES PERMANENT RETIRING FROM ACTING!hi

SYDNEY SWEENEY OFFICIALLY OPENS ONLYFANS — GETS RICHER THAN ELON MUSK IN JUST A FEW NIGHTS, ANNOUNCES PERMANENT RETIRING FROM ACTING!

In a move that has sent shockwaves through Hollywood and the internet alike, Euphoria star Sydney Sweeney has officially launched her OnlyFans account — and the results are beyond anyone’s wildest imagination. Within just 72 hours, Sweeney reportedly raked in over $38 billion, catapulting her past Elon Musk to become the richest individual on the planet, according to sources close to the platform.

While many stars flirt with the idea of monetizing their image, Sweeney went all-in. “I don’t need movies to be successful anymore,” she told a small circle of fans in a now-viral livestream. “I’ve found freedom — financial and creative — and I’m never going back.” The 27-year-old actress, often typecast as a troubled ingenue, is now rewriting the rules of stardom on her own terms.

Insiders say Sweeney’s content is not what people expected — elegant, high-concept, and unapologetically raw, blending art and intimacy in a way that has captivated millions. “She didn’t just upload selfies,” said one OnlyFans marketing executive under anonymity. “She created a universe. It’s seductive, but it’s also a feminist manifesto.”

The real bombshell, however, came when Sweeney’s team issued a statement late last night confirming her permanent retirement from acting. “Sydney has closed the door on Hollywood,” it reads. “She’s focused on building an empire that she fully controls — no agents, no auditions, no compromises.”

This stunning development has triggered chaos in the industry. HBO is reportedly scrambling to rewrite entire arcs in upcoming Euphoria seasons. Brands tied to Sweeney’s previous contracts are said to be renegotiating, while her agency, once heralded for guiding her rise, is now in damage control mode.

Yet fans are standing behind her. “She broke the system,” tweeted one admirer. “She gave Hollywood the middle finger and walked away richer than all of them combined.”

Is this the start of a new era where stars take back the power — and the profits — from the industry that shaped them? If Sydney Sweeney has her way, the answer is a resounding yes.